Pub Quiz

Was just in Aberdeen for a couple of days and took part in a pub quiz, (our team were rubbish by the way but we did win some Monster Trucks - HUZZAH!!)
Anyway, this got me thinking about funny team names. Our team were called 'The Pheasant Has No Agenda' (a reference to Bill Bailey, my idea!)

Other ideas include:
Please Don't Kill Me Mister Giant Pink Mushroom!
Well..If We Built This Large Wooden Badger...

Can't think of any more just now, any ideas? Answers on a postcard to...oh sod it, just leave a comment!