Football, football, oh how I hate it

To my complete woe, the world cup has started today. Oh deep joy! *sarcastic tone* I cannot stand football, it bores the crap out of me, and the thought of putting up with it for....um, how many weeks? Makes me feel ill.
Even worse, I am totally skint so can't even buy lots of cider and get drunk to alliviate the pain (still 20 days until I get paid - grrr!)
Think I may have to go and throw myself off the balcony instead

On a more positive side, In training at work, I came top of my group in the end of week test today, I got 95%! God, I'm good (haha)